top 10

We’ve condensed the top five from the list at Nursinglink at

  1. Have you ever done this before?
  2. My last doctor fired me.
  3. Don’t touch me or I’ll scream.
  4. I’m allergic to everything.
  5. Okay, but you have to take everything off too.

Again, see the entire list of crazy things nurses hear from patients at the article in Nursinglink at


California Casualty

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